Friday, February 12, 2010

What's Love Got To Do With It?

People often ask me, "What's Love Got To Do With It?" The answer, plain and simple, is absolutely nothing. You see, love itself, though a sweet old fashioned notion, is in fact just a second-hand emotion. Besides, who needs a heart when a heart can be broken?

I implore you on this upcoming day of St. Valentine to look past your private dancer and your St. Vitus dance and get beyond the Thunderdome. For we don't need another hero. We don't need to know the way home.

Remember, you're simply the best! Better than all the rest.

But do remember to tip your waitress.

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